- by Pages staff writer
A minor street riot was quelled three days ago on Concord Avenue by Sereniteers of the Fourteenth Apportionment.
Sera Ililian Atzumas, fessas, was arrested and charged with mischief yesterday when a neighbour summoned Sereniteers, complaining that someone had ruined her laundry, costing the household considerable outlay to replace.
‘A Fresh Coat’, house painting company, unknowingly had their white-washing paints tampered with and found themselves painting a whole house green rather than the white their contract called for.
Sereniteers are still searching for any kind of information on the person, or persons responsible for the disfiguring smear of bloody paint poured upon the cliff wall of Arko, apparently between Rim patrols.
At ‘Hot Metal’, Horinas Murinas, fessas, apparently referred to another patron, Matziren Durinias, fessas, as kallenish, implying his stupidity. Both men and eleven others are remanded in custody for various legal violations, including destruction of property, assault, assault with a non-deadly weapon and slander.
[note: to Inth. Yes, I was there and just did the interviews and no I don't want my byline on this one. I want to drink at that bar again.]
A fire was started in an okas tenement, on Meticulous Alley, when a political banner flapped over a Chevenga candle placed in the window of an apartment below.
My thanks to Karen for the Roras Jaenenem piece which you will find in asa kraiya post 049 http://chevenga.com/node/79